I quit!!

I quit my job , I told my boss that I was planning on working in porn since it would be less degrading than to continue working for him. Or i atleast thought would say that.

Bottomline is i feel better!!

Dirty but fun!!

Hayden: You are breaking up with me because I “smoke too much pot
and like video games”?!! Are you fucking serious? Good luck finding a
guy who will sit around doing nothing but sit around waiting for you
because you were dumb enough to take 20 credit hours and are always
 too busy studying to do ANYThing fun. PS-I am GLAD you broke up
with me, the sex was shit.


Biance: It wasn’t exactly stellar for me either. I couldn’t feel a thing.

Hayden: Maybe cause your vag is so loose, whore.

Biance: Actually, Hayden, as you well know, you were my first
and only sexual partner. I was rather surprise when my first time didn’t
hurt… at all. But now it all make sense. I just went to the doctor and
found out my hymen is still intact.

Hayden: Fuck you, bitc. That’s impossible, we had sex SEVENTEEN times.

Bianca: … Exactly

In the land of Arabs!

Dear Dad,

Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but Dad,I am bit ashamed to arrive to my college with my Gold Mercedes, when all my Teachers travel by train.

Your Son

Nasser

Sometime later Nasser gets reply to his e-mail from his Dad:

Loving son,

Twenty Million Dollars transferred to your account, please stop embarrassing us, go and get yourself a train too.

Your Dad

Be original! Enjoy Life!

The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.

The local paper read:
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey.
The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The bishop fainted.

He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
The bishop was buried the next day.

Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery . . .
So be yourself and enjoy life.
Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and live longer!!

Cultural diversity-"My work Place"

I work for a compnay in Doha, Qatar. I come from a place where the work culture
was completely different from where i work today. Like any organisation mine
is not a 100% corporate paradise. However, what makes it unique is the diverse
culture of population you come across.There's the Adult culture, There's Urban
culture, and the more rural culture. What makes it so rewarding is, We live,
communicate, and share knowledge in these non exclusive cultures.

Multiple cultures exist within any of the present sucessfull enterprises in the world.
The boundaries may be geographic—like Qatar/Dubai North/South Korea.
Or they may be around language—where a concept or word, when translated,
can have a very different meaning. Or they may be cross-discipline, like
Customer service/Marketing, or even support staff.

What intrests me are the challenges and opportunities in cross-cultural teams.
How we recognize them and deal with them successfully to maximize team
potential? Thus success in any multi national come lies in the fact that,
How do organizations build teams across ,linguistic cultures, and across
geographies?

Our current workforce is an increasingly multicultural and culturally diverse
environment in which people from often significantly different social, racial/ethnic,
sociocultural, national, and even linguistic background meet, interact, and work
together to achieve personal and organizational goals and objectives.

Looking at this it is very important to examine how cultural diversity impacts
upon the workplace and to develop strategic practices that will minimize any
possible tensions emerging from cross-cultural interaction.

The respect and tolerance shown to each other within the company reflects
upon the company's Image in this cross cultural life.

The Rocket summer "I need a break"

Daddy taught me how to fight
Working hard all his life
I started out as a teen
And I remember these things


Calloused hands Saturdays
You gotta fight to get your pay
And what I need I know
But I'm about to lose control


I need a break, but I'd rather have a breakthrough
I'm losing my sleep running after you
But still, I'd rather have a breakthrough
So I don't stop making moves
I need a break, but I'd rather have a breakthrough
I'm tripping on hurdles running after you
But I can see it right at my fingertips
Isn't it classic?


Mama said it's all right
If you cry if you lose a fight
Daddy said dry it up.
I'm proud of you not giving up.
I've been battling so many years,
and I've stood up to many fears.
So keep the faith, this I know,
but I'm about to lose control.

I don't know anymore.
What am I waiting for?
I know, I know I'm giving it all I have.
I want, I want to give up so bad.
How come I keep on running?
But I feel it coming,
I feel it coming on.


I need to catch a break.
Yeah, I hope I catch a break.

My morning conversation with Indian Coll.

Colleague:"Dude did you watch Neth vsUruguay"

Me:Nope

Colleague:"Yo dude, Are you following the world cup?"

Me:Not all the Matches

Colleage:"You are crazy,You should watch all of them,Lots to learn"

Me:Do you know who won the last Hockey(National game) world cup?

Colleage: No!

Me:Fuck U!!
 
I watch what and when i feel like!!

A thought posted too early! Thanks! Le love

We’ve been through a lot. I met you after few days of office and we
quickly became the best of friends. We knew we were inseparable
 from the start. A few months in, we realized we could be even more,
and thus our relationship started. Our friendship grew right along with
our relationship. We were best friends, lovers, and colleauges all in more.


Like any friendship or relationship, we had our ups and downs, but we
were always together. We were there for each other through thick and thin,
 no matter what the issue. You went through the worst summer of your life
in this scorching weather, and I suffered right there with you-your pain was
my pain, it went both ways i hope!!!

It continued on for two years. Then our relationship ended . You wished
that we had met in your country born as a citizen, because then you
would’ve married me. 

If somebody in my family dies, I get married or I need to go to the hospital,
I’m going to call. And hope it's mutual? It doesn’t matter if we don’t date,
or talk all the time, or even see each other. But you know what, we love
each other, whether we like it or not, we love each other.

Gay Marriage!!!!

We have recently seen more people coming to terms with the term
"Gay marriage".Some people being defensive even though they have
a view, Saying Its OK i guess, peace!!". Some ignorant people don't
even know what the words mean. We as a society believe marriage
between man and woman is critical to maintaining social stability.
We consider "homosexual" to be a very negative term -often a snarl
word -- that refers to individuals who have sex with members of the s
same gender. They see it as immoral, abnormal, unnatural, and changeable
behavior among adults that is condemned by God and by their religion.

Homosexuals are born the way we normal human beings are born.
They have the rightto choose whom they are going to spend there life with.
They are rejected by family and friends because of their sexual orientation.
However, the subject is always  pinned against the opinion of a person or an
 individual human being, And wenas human beings tend to religionalise
it to seek the answers we don't want to mouth.

Depending on different cultural attitudes toward homosexuality, some Hindus
do not support the practice of homosexuality. But others may choose to follow
ancient Hindu texts, such as the Kama Sutra, that allow for homosexual behavior.

Islamic law explicitly denounces homosexuality, and the practice
of homosexuality is a crime in many Islamic countries.

Mormon theology stipulates that "marriage between a man and a woman is ordained
of God." As a result, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints does not endorse
same-sex marriage.

In a day where people are getting killed because they feel other religion does
not respect the existence of the other, Would you stand against a person who
means no harm and wantsto lead a happy and normal life with a partner
whom he loves? We have bigger issues to solve.Is same sex marriage debate
so important when we are killing each other in the name of religion.

Only interesting thing left now is WORK!!

My Job is creeping over and taking over my life,without me even realizing it. These days I often follow the pattern of: wake up, breakfast(Not always)!, work, go home, dinner, bed. How sad is that?  I think that the workweek should be shortened to 5 days a week versus 6, or at least make the days shorter for the 6 day work week. Working too much or too hard, like anything in athletics, is bound to catch up with you and wear you out. Before I know it, I will have little energy to do much of anything else.

Sometimes I regret the fact that I left quality of life over not so big

monthly paycheck. All i hope is at some point, I wont be all guilty of

feeling as if all my life has come to is just work. As we grow older

we devote so much time to workfor a living when in fact, we

don't ever get to experience the "living" part.

Its high time i get selfish and find time for me!!

Hindi Movie Housefull Review!

What happens when a T.V presenter directs his 1st Movie? He gets Lucky!
Well luck is not the only thing required to direct a movie. And director
Sajid Khan will realise after the release of his 2nd directorial venture
Housefull. I was so excited to watch this movie as i needed to watch a
Comedy masala hindi movie after the overdose of IPL over the past
 few days.Before watching Housefull i was mesmerised by IronMan 2.
A perfect sequel to Iron man.It was worth every penny.After lots of action
i wanted to relax and laugh my heart out by watching Housefull.I went
with the expectation that atleast it will make me smile.Well, from start till
the end the movie was a complete disaster.

I have watched lots of mindless slaptick comedies in the recent past,
However no movie can be as much unwatchable as Housefull.
I wonder what seasoned actors like Akshay kumar,Boman irani
saw in the Script? The whole script is just sequence of events with actors
making physical mockery of themselves. The only part worth watching in the
whole movie was the Dhanno/Janabe ali song.I am sorry to say but even
the 3bombshells in Bikini cant save this already sunken Ship.

I would not recommend this movie to even my enemies.I felt the trailers
were worth a watch several time than watching this 2 and half hours of torture.

Emotional Roller Coaster!

I get up in the morning and I am sad...Working on a Sunny saturday
(For those who never visited gulf, Weekend off here is on Friday)

I reach office, I was happy...Was greeted with cookies and chocolates
(My Colleague became a father)

More work compared to other days,I was sad.

Finished the work quickly, Logged onto face book. I was happy again.

No friends online maybe all were gulping chilled Lagers back home.Very sad.

Lunch arrived, Was pathetic...It was getting worse.

Suddenly Endless Night on Facebook, I was feeling better.

4PM time, Time to go home. Was Happy again.
In most part of the world People Rocking Saturday and
Monday Blue. Back Here...Almost all days suck.

Moral of the Story 2

The best relation ever is between two eyes,
"they blink together, move together, cry together, see together and sleep together".

STILL they never see directly each other.
But when they see a girl, one will blink and another will not.

Moral of the story: Girl can break any kind of relationships....

Funny First line...Deadly 2nd Liness..

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell"

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime

Best Ones found online.......

Soon 28!!

I will turn 28 this month.How the hell did this happen?
Was i sleeping?It seems like yesterday I was young 18year
old boy joining college.Now i am a seasoned adult. The
past 10 years have been rough but worth it.let me take
a moment and laydown some facts about me.

1. I'm an Aries
2. I still have acne, even as an adult.
3. I am still a bit afraid of my dad.
4. I have great friends.
5. I hate Middle east
6. I and my best friend have dated the same girl simultaneously.
7. I love beer.
8. I have never been in serious relationship
9. I have been disgustingly drunk on various occasion with friends.
10.I hate double standards
11.I would want to sky dive
12.I have no complains with life.
13.My shoe size is 10
14.I Like denims

Nothing!!

No happiness, No Fun
No Friends, No love
No Home, No warmth
All left is Hope!

When Cherished Present becomes Past

It took a while to actually go through with it, but it happened. It wasn't ugly or unpleasant, but it was very sad. We adored each other, and I wish her nothing but happiness...but it just wasn't right. What i will miss the most is the Laugh,Stupidity and the Affection.

I can't say it was wasted, though...I learned a lot, and I might actually remember all of it for long, who knows? One thing I learned, or at least remembered, is that I'm damn tired of wasting time...damn tired. So, gonna try & do something about that.

Anyways Need to Act than complain....

FCUK YOU !!!!!!

"Life's disappointments are harder to take when you
don't know any swear word" - Calvin & Hobbes

There is a whole lot of swearing that goes on these days. I’m sure that there must be some rule somewhere against it, but it certainly is not enforced.we curse at each other, and when we do it on the phone, We use hand gestures to communicate varying levels of pissed-offedness.

I read somewhere once that psychiatrists have determined that swearing comes from the same place in the brain as crying, they also went on to say that women cry to release stress and men swear. In my experience women do both, and men only cry when there aren’t other men around. Psychiatrists not withstanding, most people will agree that nothing really expresses the special sort of frustration you get from dealing with irrational people like cursing does.

I was raised to believe that cussing is a sin, and therefore very interested in it. I would rather that I did not do it as often as I do, but sometimes there just aren’t appropriate words to communicate how incredibly frustrated I get sometimes. You see, I’ve known people who used the word fuck as an noun,verb,adjective, and adverb all in the same sentence. Now that’s ignorant. A good curse word should be more of a bowl of hot sauce used sparingly.

But the really funny thing about swearing is that while it shocks you if someone swears at you, it doesn’t really hurt your feelings that much. No, the real words that hurt are more plain. Being told that you are a son of a bitch, that’s insulting to your mom, but that’s really about it. But its so common, and people say that jokingly that it really doesn’t seem like much of an insult. The things that hurt more are words that go to your worth as person.

CEO

Dear C.E.O of Anonymous Company,

I have worked at your company 1.5 years. When I was a new I was told your name and name of the other people in charge of the company.I don’t know anything about you other than the way that you run your company. I guess that is enough to know that employees always come second to profit.

This year you increased the targets employees have to achieve in order to keep their jobs.At the sametime without performance reviews or any wage increases at all.

Look, I’m not some moron without a clue about how business works, I know you have lost some customers, and I know that times have been tough. I have also seen you putting out some capital to improve parts of the company—it just never seems to come our way.I see you making investments in everything except people.

But you can’t continue treating your employees this way. How long do you expect them to stay when nothing ever changes for the better? You know it would be one thing if you had explained to us that this is a temporary thing, or made some sort of attempt to bring us along, make us part of this, dealt in some sort of good faith. But we hear nothing from you or your representatives here. Your silence speaks deafening volumes about how you feel about us.

I am sure that you are shielded, protected and rarely come in contact with the people that work at your companies. Your managers probabally never discuss such things, only profit and loss. I am sure you would tell everyone that you provide work to many people and help the economy. Yes, you provide me with the wages to pay my bills. You also provide me with no incentive, very little hope, confusing memos and policies and very little to look forward to.

I know that you will never read this, and I will leave your company someday. But if one of your kind does read this while surfing the web someday, and think beyond profit, possibly wonder how his methods of business affect the people that work for him, then this will have been worth the time.

Sincerely,

Anonymous Dude

Marriage=Commitment?

Why do people get married? I search it on google. And the answer i
find mostly says commitment,Love,Security,Religious factors etc...

However,In current society where everyone is heading to achieve
the metro sexual status, Is marriage still considered as way
to express commitment towards the person you love? One might
argue, I am committed to my Work,But its not good enough reason
to not change the Job for better prospects. Society is constantly
evolving with values changing drastically in accordance.

We are sacrificing values at the expense of love and marriage.In
urban Scenario, Expectations out of the other partner has increased
so much that patience and tolerance takes a beating. Everybody expects
more out the other. When desires cannot be met, marriages and love
breaks down, and partners move on in search for the better person.

Which is stronger? 2 people bonded out of love or bonded by marriage?
For both Marriage or Relationship to last, there must be mutual
level of understanding between the two.There must be communication,
tolerance, forgiveness. Marriage is not necessarily commitment
in case of all couples.It might be convenience to some,financial stability
to some or Just plain Sex for some.

Marriage is Not EQUALS commitment.Commitment=Marriage and commitment
might not be necessarily expressed by getting married.It should be felt
and followed.At the end that's what really matters.

That's Good That's Bad

Did you hear I got married?"
"Oh, that's good."
"No, that's bad! She's ugly!"
"Oh, that's bad."
"No, that's good! She's rich."
"Oh, that's good!"
"No, that's bad! She won't give me a cent."
"Oh, that's bad."
"No, that's good! She bought me servants and a big house"
"Oh, that's good."
"No, that's bad! The house burnt down."
"Oh, that's bad."
"No, that's good! She was in it."

And the Moral of the story is......?

I was a very happy Guy. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally wore baby T's. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day her ‘little’ sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn’t overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.


Well, I was in total shock, and couldn’t say a word.

She said, ‘I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.’


I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.


Suddenly, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, ‘We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.’

And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car.

Where u Live Changes your Integrity towards Religion?

I recently read a mail from one of my colleague regarding
a Indian Muslim couple Working in Pakistan.It was a Piece from
the Muslim Wife's Blog.It says the tale of how a muslim from
India is questioned about his Integrity towards Islam.How there
is a misconception that Indian Muslims are not happy there.How
Islamic rituals are not followed by I.Muslimsas rigorously as
the Muslims in Pakistan.


One's Following of a religon is not based on the geographical
location of an human being. We are not born Hindu,Muslim or
christian by choice. We follow the path what our parents show
us as a child. This path is the universal and the original
Divine theme of all the religions. So, everyone can follow
this path, regardless of his nationality, religion or
cultural background.

The most important thing for a person is to realize the
importance of God.If he understands that where true happiness lies.

Calvin & Hobbes Quotes ! Updated weekly! I hope!

1. Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any
swear word.

2. I understand my tests are popular reading in the teacher's lounge.

3. I'm not dumb. I just have command of thoroughly usless information.

4. Thats the difference between me and the world! Happiness in not
enough for me! I demand euphoria!

4. People must think it must be fun to be a super genius, the don't
realise how hard it is to put up with all the idiots.

5. Sometimes I think the surest sing that intelligent life exists elsewhere
in the universe is that none of it has tried to contacts us

6. Don't walk away! I'm trying to apologise you dumb noodleloaf

F#@$ Recession Lets have a Session!!

The so called Industry analysts have been saying that market is coming
out of recession beginning of this month. And i get to read this line every
month!!.More analysts have announced we are not out of recession, and
will not be for the forseeable future.As per the statements, For industry
analysts forseeable furture = 1 day i guess.

Ordinary Public like me, In the middle of the worst recession ever actually
are more concerned about grocery shopping or Whose place to attend
the Session(C2H5OH) this Weekend?

Eventhough, not affected by recession why do i still ponder upon questions
like, Is recission really over? How will it end? Whenwill it End?
Well having send all that when it comes to spendinf money on
guilty pleasures only one thing comes into mind.

Recession can wait(F#@$ Recession)!!!

Actually spending more money can get us out of recession. How? Well!

Spending Money>>More revenues for Business>>More money to keep
Jobs open>> More income for the people>>More Money to Spend>> and the Loop......

I could continue ...however no time...got to make sure Vijay Mallya moves
up to No. 1 Spot. Cheers!!

Layer Cake "Quotes"

Quotes From the Movie "Layercake"...Just a Few listed...just watch the movie for many more....!!

1. Eddie Temple: You're born, you take shit. You get out in the world,

you take more shit. You climb a little higher, you take less shit.

Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten

what shit even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake son.

2. Jimmy Price: Details, details. Things to do. Things to get done. Don't bother me with details, just tell me when they're done. Who said that, son?

XXXX: Winston Churchill?

Jimmy Price: Close. No, I said it. James Lionel Price.

3. XXXX: I'm not a gangster, just a businessman. And my commodity happens to be cocaine.

4. XXXX: [over the phone] Dragan?

Dragan: Yes.

XXXX: I've got an idea... Why don't you come 'round for breakfast? I'll squeeze some orange juice and grind some coffee and we can talk about this like adults. How's that sound?

Dragan: Sounds very hospitable.

XXXX: Do you know where I live?

Dragan: No.

XXXX: Well, fuck off then.

5. Duke: Oh, you give a fuckin' aspirin a headache, pal!

6. Crazy Larry: Fucking females is for poofs.

7. Clarkie: The king is dead. [pause]

Clarkie: Long live the king. [glasses are raised]

8. XXXX: There were villains, locked away for twelve years for robbing a bank of ten grand, doing time with drippy hippies who were doing twelve months for smuggling two million quid's worth of puff. I mean, work it out, mate. We're in the wrong fucking game.

College Days!!

I look back upon my college days and wonder, What are the things
which i fondly remember of? All i can remember are the moments
which i spent with my friends. I don't remember about the classes i
attended nor the exams i wrote or the marks i achieved. The things
i remember are the faces with whom i spent those years in college.

I was not a great student. Half intelligent, not hard working. I even
failed many times.I was not good at sport or anything else. But yes, I
had one of the best dudes of my college as my friends. I bunked classes
frequently, more time was spent in canteen and in the campus outside
class. Thank god! Colleges in here don't have those stupid
parents -teacher meeting every semester,
It would have been a disaster every time!!

Compared to school, College life was different. I did not work hard
enough. I did not do anything great related to studies.
The only best part was me being part of the College hostel.

In college i was one of those "dudes". I had loads of friends,
I bunked classes, gone to a movie during class hours, slept in classes,
Ragged juniors. Not that we were bad but still we've done things
for fun of it.We missed hostel deadlines cursed hostel guards and
done what not.

Our life was not as boring as those so called celebrities who were
good in college ,always topped class and were teacher pet and famous.
We were naughty, had great fun. Even after all that today we are not
in bad shape. I am earning enough to enjoy myself and I have
no complaints what so ever in life.