Yappy! New Year!!

New year's just around the corner. Its that time of the year, when everyone is
planning their resolution's in order to improve themselves, Some just for the heck
of it. But what about those of us who have no intentions of bettering ourselves?

May be I am lazy or just perfect. I don't have a new year's resolution.

I am tired and bored of hearing the "need to loose weight", "find true love",
"quit old job, start business", 'save money", spend more time with family",
resolutions. Why come up with these resolutions at the first place? In case
anyone reading this has similar resolutions for this year, Take my advice

Instead of Loosing weight gain few Kilos. Why? Cos it tastes so good.

Instead of finding true love, become the evil one in a steamy relationship.
As they say, Bad boys and girls get laid more.

Instead of saving money, Live way, way beyond your means, Don't worry
your dad will bail you out.

Instead of spending time more with your family, Spend more time with
your GF's or BF's. Why? This is a no brainer,  "SEX", Why else?

R.K Laxman Cartoons Revisited - Part 8

Rajni"ism"

When Google has a question.... It RajniKanth's it.

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls
from Rajni Kanth

Fear of spiders is arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia,
fear of Rajni Kanth is called Logic

Once the cop pulled over Rajni Kanth....the cop was lucky to leave
with a warning.

Rajni Kanth has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead
 it is just afraid to move.

Rajni Kanth has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

Some magicians can walk on water, Rajni Kanth can swim through land.

Rajni Kanth and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

Rajni Kanth counted to infinity - twice.

Death once had a near-Rajni Kanth experience

Rajni Kanth puts the laughter in manslaughter.

Rajni Kanth once got bit by a King Cobra........ After three days
of pain and agony ..................the rattle snake died

In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Rajni Kanth - and fail.

They once made a Rajni Kanth toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.