Rajni"ism"

When Google has a question.... It RajniKanth's it.

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls
from Rajni Kanth

Fear of spiders is arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia,
fear of Rajni Kanth is called Logic

Once the cop pulled over Rajni Kanth....the cop was lucky to leave
with a warning.

Rajni Kanth has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead
 it is just afraid to move.

Rajni Kanth has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

Some magicians can walk on water, Rajni Kanth can swim through land.

Rajni Kanth and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

Rajni Kanth counted to infinity - twice.

Death once had a near-Rajni Kanth experience

Rajni Kanth puts the laughter in manslaughter.

Rajni Kanth once got bit by a King Cobra........ After three days
of pain and agony ..................the rattle snake died

In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Rajni Kanth - and fail.

They once made a Rajni Kanth toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.