Amazing "Ganita"

Found some funny stuff on net, Posting it below. Reminds me of good old school math (Ganita) :-) !!!

Taurus!

After a lot of thought , I finally brought home a puppy.

Its a Doberman Pinscher, 2 and a half month old. I named it "Taurus" since
it was born on the 8th of May. Initially, I was apprehensive on getting one as
it required lot of commitment and care from me and my family. However, I made
up my mind to have one since the other commitment called "Marriage" is still not
on the cards for years :-).

I am posting a pic below.

I am worried about my country....I am well fed, So i slept!

With all these news on television in past few days, We are blaming our corrupt politicians, Indian judicial system, corrupt government officials for the state we are in today as a country. What we don't think is the-self centering, "The me" in us has no concern for this country today. And i feel that's the reason for what we are as a country today.

These days a guy with little education and the knowledge of the loop holes in our system has succeeded in not only putting our country to shame but also to plunder crores for our money in the process. We get angry every time we watch news involving corruption on T.V, We have small talks about our tax money being misused, We talk about about changes that is required in the country and then.,"Hey! change the channel "Bade ache lagte hain" is on Star Plus. Tell me frankly! Who doesn't like the Big ones :-)?. Jokes apart!

We are concerned about "Us", "Our family", But do we really care about this country our Motherland? One might argue that he or she is a true patriot. What exactly is patriotism?

PATRIOTISM: I AM A  PATRIOT BECAUSE.

1) I PAY MY TAXES ON TIME
2) I CELEBRATE INDEPENDENCE DAY AND REPUBLIC DAY WITH FULL ENTHUSIASM.
3) I HAVE JOINED A PAGE ON FACE BOOK WHICH IS ABOUT INDIA 

What is patriotism?

For us Patriotism means paying all our taxes on time, not indulging in bribery or performing our work honestly.Does our patriotism ends over here? 

Patriotism is a feeling , It has to be felt and felt deep in the heart.Like love,Pain and all the other emotions we go through.

What is the feeling that you get when someone misbehaves with  your mom or sister on the road ? Don t you have the feeling to go punch a guy in the gut, and make sure he never breathes again? ….that is Patriotism not defined but experienced on a very micro level….

Then why don't we go punch those people in the guts who are misbehaving with our country?After all the country in which we live is our mother.The feeling to protect what has been yours for all the time , Nurtured you given you food, Water, Shelter, protected you, Pampered you.This is the mother who has given you the rain to get drenched in with your girlfriend on the road , This is the mother that has taken your child and crores of such children and allowed them to play in the soft sands.

And Now look at what we have done, I say we including me. what have we given back to our mother.

Ooops! I did it again!

I try not to be emotional because I believe that you have to find humor in pain. 
But its funny that i am again in a situation seeing my ex with someone new. 
We all go through this at least once in  a life, But in my case i am lucky to have 
experienced  it more than once. And if you are reading this and haven't
experienced it, I am sorry. Because as they say "it’s better to have loved 
and lost than never to have loved at all".


I feel sadness slowly moving through my veins when i start to realize, I no 
longer have access to the one person whom i knew inside out. I tell my self 
that just having a glimpse of her life after me is all i need to move on. 


As a big, grown up 29 year old, I have to suck it up, and do what i do the best.
Move on! and pray "The rebound" comes again my way. And i really hope
"The rebound that sometimes what starts off as a distraction doesn't end up 
serving as a reminder of all the things i miss from  last relationship" .


Because even after a breakup when it seems that the only plausible thing 
in the world is the pain that you’re feeling and everything and everyone 
else seems to be whirling around you in one big blur, it’s hard to remember 
that all those little people in that blur  have their own hearts which are just 
waiting to be broken.