I quit!!

I quit my job , I told my boss that I was planning on working in porn since it would be less degrading than to continue working for him. Or i atleast thought would say that.

Bottomline is i feel better!!

Dirty but fun!!

Hayden: You are breaking up with me because I “smoke too much pot
and like video games”?!! Are you fucking serious? Good luck finding a
guy who will sit around doing nothing but sit around waiting for you
because you were dumb enough to take 20 credit hours and are always
 too busy studying to do ANYThing fun. PS-I am GLAD you broke up
with me, the sex was shit.


Biance: It wasn’t exactly stellar for me either. I couldn’t feel a thing.

Hayden: Maybe cause your vag is so loose, whore.

Biance: Actually, Hayden, as you well know, you were my first
and only sexual partner. I was rather surprise when my first time didn’t
hurt… at all. But now it all make sense. I just went to the doctor and
found out my hymen is still intact.

Hayden: Fuck you, bitc. That’s impossible, we had sex SEVENTEEN times.

Bianca: … Exactly

In the land of Arabs!

Dear Dad,

Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but Dad,I am bit ashamed to arrive to my college with my Gold Mercedes, when all my Teachers travel by train.

Your Son

Nasser

Sometime later Nasser gets reply to his e-mail from his Dad:

Loving son,

Twenty Million Dollars transferred to your account, please stop embarrassing us, go and get yourself a train too.

Your Dad