How to know if "He" is the "One" or a "Creep"

I am not an expert on "The Ladies" but i know No girl would like to have a
creepy guy behind their backs?For my female friends, Follow the tips below
to keep the creeps far away!

1. When the guy starts liking all your profile pictures. Its so weird, It's like
    saying " Hey i don't need to talk to you, But i am lusting for your body from
    a distance".

2. When the dude calls you the "ONE" just after a date or a day after he
     added you to his friends list after noticing 2 common friends. Lame!
     Hit him where it hurts.

3. If he proposes to you over a Voice mail/Email/Text messages. And when you
    don't respond if he is still trying to convince himself "She is busy"  or "she
    might have left her phone home", Tell him its time to Move on.

4. When he brags, brags and brags some more, Slap the idiot in the face and
    make him realize No girl is sitting at home waiting for Prince charming to ride
    upto her and tell her how much his Boxer's Cost.

I could go on..But these are the most common things that guys do to creep their
girls out.

If any guys reading this, Don't ever commit the above sins. Be yourself, Be funny,
be nice and genuinely caring. And if you still don't get your princess, Go hit a Pub:-)!

   

    

"Porn"itics

I have no clue as to why a sudden fuss about Ministers watching Porn in Assembly.
Our current government is no stranger to sex scandals. If one recalls the infamous
State Ministers Hartal halappa and Renukacharya scandals.For those who are
unaware let me brief you on their sexual escapades.

Hartal Halappa:

Venkateshmurthy a shimoga resident, recorded visuals of halappa attempting to 

rape his wife when he stayed with the couple on a visit. I thing i could not
comprehend is why in the fuck was the husband recording than making an attempt
to get the minister off of his wife.

Renukacharya:
Minister Renukacharya allegedly issued death threats to nurse L A Jayalaskshmi after
news papers splashed pictures of their intimate relationships.

So the news did not come as a surprise to me. Personally i could not control my
 laughter. How funny are our elected ministers?  Especially the excuses from them
saying they were watching and mourning at woman's human right being violated.

"Women and child development minister is one among those guilty fucks" Just amazing!!

After all the hype and hoopla we are indians we watch and we move on. Some are just
sad that the channels morphed those video scenes. We shouldn't talk about it as
it is a shame for us as well. After all we are the ones who elect these bastards!!