Hayden: You are breaking up with me because I “smoke too much pot
and like video games”?!! Are you fucking serious? Good luck finding a
guy who will sit around doing nothing but sit around waiting for you
because you were dumb enough to take 20 credit hours and are always
too busy studying to do ANYThing fun. PS-I am GLAD you broke up
with me, the sex was shit.
Biance: It wasn’t exactly stellar for me either. I couldn’t feel a thing.
Hayden: Maybe cause your vag is so loose, whore.
Biance: Actually, Hayden, as you well know, you were my first
and only sexual partner. I was rather surprise when my first time didn’t
hurt… at all. But now it all make sense. I just went to the doctor and
found out my hymen is still intact.
Hayden: Fuck you, bitc. That’s impossible, we had sex SEVENTEEN times.
Bianca: … Exactly
