P.J's Miss Em

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ಹೋಲಿಕೆಕ್ರಿಕೆಟ್ ತಂಡಗಳನ್ನು ಕನ್ನಡ ಸಿನಿಮಾ ರಂಗದ ನಾಯಕರಿಗೆ ಹೋಲಿಸಬಹುದಾದರೆ...........
ಆಸ್ಟ್ರೇಲಿಯ : ರಜನಿಕಾಂತ್ (ಯಾವತ್ತೂ ಹಿಟ್)
ದಕ್ಷಿಣ ಆಫ್ರಿಕಾ : ಶಂಕರ್ ನಾಗ್ (ಪ್ರತಿಭಾವಂತ, ಆದರೆ ದುರದೃಷ್ಟವಂತ)
ಶ್ರೀಲಂಕಾ : ಸುದೀಪ್ (ಪ್ರತಿಭಾವಂತ, ಆದ್ರೆ ಹಿಟ್ ಇಲ್ಲ)
ಪ್ರೇಮ್ : ಬಾಂಗ್ಲಾದೇಶ (ಅದೃಷ್ಟ)
ನ್ಯೂಜಿಲೆಂಡ್ : ರಮೇಶ್ (ನಿಧಾನವಾಗಿ ಸಾಧನೆಯಲ್ಲಿ ಪ್ರಗತಿ)
ಇಂಗ್ಲೆಂಡ್ : ಶಿವರಾಜ್ ಕುಮಾರ್ (ಸೋಲು - ಗೆಲುವು ಮುಖ್ಯ ಅಲ್ಲ)
ಐರ್‍ಲೆಂಡ್ : ಗಣೇಶ್(ಪಾದಾರ್ಪಣೆಯಲ್ಲೇ ಹಿಟ್) ಭಾರತ : ಜಗ್ಗೇಶ್ (ಕಾಮಿಡಿ ಜೊತೆಗೆ ಟ್ರ್ಯಾಜಿಡಿ)

0.5 ಸ್ನೇಹಿತ : ಬ್ರ್ಯಾಂಡಿ ಕುಡಿದ್ರೆ ಕೆಮ್ಮು ಹೋಗುತ್ತಾ ? ಗುಂಡ : ನನ್ನ ಹೊಲ, ಮನೆನೇ ಹೋಗಿರುವಾಗ ನಿನ್ನ ಕೆಮ್ಮು ಯಾಕೆ ಹೋಗಲ್ಲಾ !!!

1. Santa: People consider me as a GOD.
Banta: How do you know??
Santa: Whenever I go to any place, people say
"Hey bhagwan tu fir aa gaya"

2.once santa and banta were feeling happy...happy got disgusted and left

3. A man goes to a restaurant, orders some takeout,
and sits down to waitfor his food.While he waits, he grabs
a handful of peanuts from the bowl on the counter,and as he
starts to chew, he hears a voice say, "That's a beautiful tie, isthat silk?
Very NICE choice!"

Wondering who made the comment, he looks around and doesn't
see anyonenearby who could be speaking to him. With a shrug,
he pops a few morepeanuts into his mouth.Next he hears the voice say,
"Those shoes are stylin', my man. Are theyItalian leather?

They look GRRREAT!"He whirls around to again but sees no one near him.

He glances nervouslyaround and then at his shoes, which he tucks
self-consciously under thestool. A little freaked out, he grabs another
handful of peanuts. This time thevoice continues with,
"That suit looks FANTASTIC! Is it an Armani? Verynice!"

He immediately calls the waiter over and says,
"Look. I keep hearing thesevoices telling me how great my tie,
my shoes, and my suit look - what's upwith that?
Am I GOING CRAZY??""

Oh," the waiter nonchalantly replies. "It's just the peanuts.

""The PEANUTS?!?" the astonished man asks,

staring at the bowl beside him."Yes," replies the waiter,
"…they're complimentary."

Another Eventfull day!!!

9/11/2009 9AM:

My Nokia E51 just did what it was supposed to do. Bang on time! on last
night's alarm. Still dizzy due to the Last night's scotch which was illegally
acquired by an acquaintance.I open my eyes wondering where the hell am I?
I see my shirts off(I never sleep with my shirt off) BAD NEWS!! . Then i l
ook around and see no one around(female nor male)GOOD NEWS!.
Still cant push myself out of the bed due to last night's INTOXICATION.
I Sleep again!!

9/11/2009 12.20PM:

I wake up again and realise something is wrong. Hm mm today is not
a weekend and i did not call my BOSS. I sleep walk through the shower
and my dress, there i am,
My Present prison OFFICE.

9/11/2009 1:45PM:

My face says it all, No questions asked! I sit at my desk. Then i
realise if forgot somethingimportant and i am going to get screwed.
I quickly log on to my PC. Face Book LOG INand i am relieved to
see i did not Sow STRAWBERRY seeds on my FARM VILLE.

9/11/2009 5:40PM:

I have no clue what am i doing here. My farm is all set for
another 24 hours. I don't misusemy company's coffee.
I have no work at all. I say hello to my forgotten friend DAVIDOFF
LIGHTS!.

9/11/2009 11:40PM:

Very happy to see the remains of last night's SCOTCH!!
My room mate seems to have found an Masala Packed Tamil Movie!
Good Ending for a wonderful Day!

10/11/2009 9AM: My E51 Rings again :-)