Been busy!!

Have been busy lately with the process called life. I had no time to pen!!
With work and another woman in my life 24 hours a day  is  not enough.

Well as they say "Nothing is permanent in life except change!"

Hoping to write again soon!

When Boyfriend 5.0 turns to Husband 1.0 !

Recently i came across a funny forward i would like to share with you guys.

A woman wrote to a Tech support guy.

Dear Tech Support, last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as  NEWS 5.0,   MONEY 3.0  and SPORTS 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, andHousecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?

Signed,
_______ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________

She receives a Reply

Dear Madam, first, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. Html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default toSilence 2.5 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do NOT attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend:  Cooking 3.0 and  Good Looks 7.7.

My current least favorite word 'Marriage'

I am 30. I am happily not married, Single by choice. Recently my parents have been on a mission to get me married. Since my upbringing dominates my western outlook, I am more pulled towards arranged marriage concept. It doesn't mean i have negative perception towards love marriage. But i often wonder if the 'Marriage' kills the 'love'.  Though the concept of  discovering a girl in arrange marriage sounds exciting, Trust me its like a Circus. You see a lot of clowns before you get to the interesting act.

In arranged marriage people u meet always present their best feet forward , But sometimes what you see is what you don't get.Why go through the melodrama.Relationship takes its own sweet time to blend in to our lives to decide if you can spend lives happily together.The process of Arrange marriage is like job interviews where you and the other party exchange their  likes and expectations.I mean its such a mechanical process,there is not a chance for emotion.Then how in the world is one to decide a relationship of a lifetime based on such mechanical processes.

I have never regretted an independent decision made.then heck, this is matter of life!I think marriage is a union of rejoicing each other company for a lifetime than a reaction of some hormones that are screaming for act of Sex and you give it a legal approval of marriage….!! Quality relationship deserves quality time to grow than rush in to societal  pressures and the so called  marriageable age.What the heck is this marriageable age?I am shouldering professional responsibities but how emotionally matured am i to get into an alliance and stay committed for a lifetime.Its a big decision of my life and not something that can be rushed  in matter of days.